Now I do as I please, and I lie through my teeth.

What part of me is giving off signals that I want you to be interested?
Sure...I love the attention, who isn't flattered by a guy liking them?!
But come one, lets be serious. It's not going to happen, in a million years,
Most probably because I like your best friend, and have done since the day I met him?

But you see, we're both too cynical to like each other, so I'm content not liking anyone.